Spencer Tweedy is studying for his bar mitzvah too, and I know Jeff is just dying to be in-laws with moi! Plus he can write. Plus he'll be able to solve my computer problems! (Spencer, not Jeff, who will have to be content with supplying me with backstage passes.)
[J and Jackie, this one's for you. Mom, just ignore it.]
Edited to add: M is avidly reading. My hopes are building.