If you can't even find time for date night,

how on earth will you manage to come up with novelty dates? Then again, sounds like crawling back and forth pushing a ball with your wrists and ankles bound together will do the trick, and that shouldn't take much time. (If that doesn't make you want to read the article, then you have no curiosity. Except, it's a really stupid article, so maybe you should just go Lacanian and stick with the desire.) (I tell you, I am so tempted these days to make this blog all Lacan all the time, except then I'd surely lose the few readers I've got...) [link from Jezebel]