Monday, February 18, 2008

Today's Tips from the Whatever-It-Takes Mom

Does your feverish baby-obsessed child refuse to take more than tiny sips of liquid, no matter what delectable decoction you offer her? Pull out the old baby bottle you keep in the back of the cupboard, fill it with cold water, and let her play "happy baby" to her heart's content.

Is your cranky tween distraught because her sister is sick, her friends are busy, and she faces the harrowing fate of a day at home with nothing to do? Dye her hair purple.

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