I miss Sharpay's nose.
Zac Efron is way past his expiration date.
Those new kids are quite funny.
I totally called the winner of the Juilliard scholarship.
The last 20 minutes--the show and graduation--totally redeem the whole thing, which up till then is completely ridiculous, though not in any kind of franchise-divergent way.
I mean, let's face it, musicals are ridiculous--can you say Busby Berkeley? Singing in the Rain?
And, really, the choreography is pretty great, in a ridiculous musical kind of way. Especially when it involves basketballs or graduation robes.
Gabriella does not have enough to do.
Shouldn't Gabriella and Troy be having sex by now?
The true talents of that gang are Corbin Bleu and the guy who plays Ryan. We like Sharpay and Gabriella too. But Zac Efron? I just do not get it. The guy is lame.
That gay subplot from HSM? Gone, gone, gone with the wind, steamrolled by the purely opportunistic Ryan-Kelsi hook-up (Vote No on 8!).
E: It was GREAT!
M: It was stupid.
Can you say target audience?
(And, if you're wondering, the target audience for this post is Dawn and Landismom--and maybe C? But if you know what I'm talking about, more power to you, and all my empathy!)