Monday, September 01, 2008

Todd Palin had a DUI

when he was 22? Oh my god. So totally not relevant to anything. Do you know any trustworthy intelligent adults who had DUIs in their youth? Uh, I do (sorry, no identifying characteristics this time, but it wasn't me). I'm guessing if we vetted the reporting staff of the NY Times, the Wall Street Journal, CNN, and Fox News, we'd find quite a few youthful DUIs. And it wouldn't matter!!!!

God, this whole thing is going to turn me into some kind of raging discreet moderate!

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