Sunday, March 05, 2006

M's Oscar Commentary

Have you ever noticed that the men are more realistic than the women? Like you can imagine him [Philip Seymour Hoffman] being a *** with you. But you can’t imagine the women doing anything except being movie stars.

[Jon Stewart appears.] He’s the guy who wrote America! This is going to be funny!

[The camera pans to Jack Nicholson rocking out to Dolly Parton.] Look at the old guy!

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