E's pre-show - product placement
Isaac - stupid
Naomi's dress - ugh
Keira - fabulous
ponytails - ubiquitous
Eric Bana - who?
Jon Stewart's dream - hilarious
Jon Stewart's monologue - eh
gay Western montage - ayup
supertitles - lame
Best Supporting Actor - most popular
Ben Stiller - unembarassable
Wallace and Gromit bowties - styling
Dolly Parton and her breasts - eternal
cutting off the second winner's speech because the first winner went on too long - heartless
Morgan Freeman - ascot
March of the Penguins - predictable
the penguins - cheesy
the flame/dance/film thing to the Crash song - huh?
politics and the Academy - self-aggrandizing
pimping the big screen - belated
Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep - brilliant
Robert Altman - hero
Dustin Hoffman - odd
Jon Stewart - eh
Best Actor - expected, deserved
Heath Ledger - also deserved
Philip Seymour Hoffman - coolest
Reese Witherspoon - yeah!
Ryan Phillippe - seething?
Larry McMurtry's jeans - nice
Larry McMurtry's voice - unexpected
"The duty of art is to send light into the darkness of men's hearts." - ok
Jack Nicholson - Jack Nicholson
Crash - wrong
chick in the orange dress - boobful
cutting off the first Best Picture winner for a commercial (and was she really thanking her WIFE?) - totally lame
Oscars, I wish I knew how to quit you. And that will be the last Brokeback joke, I promise. And the last words on the Oscars.
[Edited to add: Defamer pretty much sums it up--all you need to read is the 8:23 post.]
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Dude! What was up with orange dress boobs? Was Ryan Philippe's jump up and down enthusiasm at the Crash big win compensation for his envy of Reese? Who was orange dress boobs? And yes, best pic producer was really thanking her husband and wife when cut off by commercial...lame...
you always have the best links.
what was UP with that "wife" thing??
ok, i just realized i repeated your earlier commenter. everything else i would say would be a nod or an "i know!" about everything that's been said, by you or the defamers, so i'm leavin' it.
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